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A blog dedicated to the funny things my AP Lang and Comp teacher says.
WWJJBD? (What Would Jean Jacket Bitch Do?)
“I have no money…and I’m tired…shit.”
“The one with the letters…numbers…uh, carbon.”
(about seeing Q at Homecoming) “First things first: Need to update Stamcoff. Stammy.”
“Evan! I went to college for five years, having a child in the middle, so I could sit here and tell you about cutting my knuckle off.”
“I can’t look at his face on the screen, I can’t…it gives me NIGHTMARES.”
“Sing on, bitch, sing on.”
“He’s PSYCHO!”
“I stubbed my toe on the scale this morning. Of course, I never actually GET ON the scale…”
I don’t know if I should keep this blog strictly to things she says or things that go on in class…

both are equally funny. 

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